H: Season 3
- Premiered Dec 9, 2000
- 20 episodes
Fresh shenanigans beset the hospital as the motley crew barely manages to balance personal drama with professional duty.
Episodes
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1. The Babysitter
To watch a football match, Sabri and Jamel accept a babysitting gig — and wind up losing the baby. Aymé tries to seduce a nurse through hypnosis.
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2. A Question of Paternity
Charlotte's arrival infuriates Clara and delights Aymé, who doesn't know she's Strauss' daughter. Jamel attends an AA meeting to flirt with Marianne.
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3. Keeping it in the Family
Aymé is outraged when Sabri starts dating his mother. Jamel helps kidnap Strauss' beloved cow to save it from the slaughterhouse.
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4. The Ski Trip
When a famous TV host is hospitalized, Charlotte takes Clara, Aymé and Jamel skiing at his châlet. Strauss and Sabri try to promote their new invention.
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5. The Noose
Jamel tries to make Charlotte jealous with other dates and dramatic gestures, but it doesn't go as planned. Aymé helps Strauss settle a shady debt.
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6. Life Insurance
Believing it to be the ghost of François Mitterrand, Sabri follows orders from a mysterious voice in the pipes. Strauss fakes his death to escape debt.
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7. The Wheelchair
Aymé pretends he's paraplegic to win the affection of a pretty support group volunteer. Jamel wages war against a vending machine that took his money.
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8. The Gift
A well-intentioned plan to help Jamel get his mojo back backfires wildly. Clara and Sabri pose for Strauss, who's convinced he's an artistic genius.
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9. The Kidnap
Trouble strikes when Jamel, Aymé and Strauss recoup a suitcase of cash from a deceased patient. Sabri slyly trains for an oyster shucking competition.
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10. Military Service
After failing to avoid the draft, Sabri and Aymé find themselves faced with mandatory military service… and the consequences of trying to get out of it.
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11. The Sales Rep
Jamel tries to help Sabri get his money back from a swindling encyclopedia salesman — only to discover his own knack for scams is quite lucrative.
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12. The Apartment
Aymé gets a tattoo to impress Charlotte but attracts someone else's eye instead. Jamel reveals himself to be a solid stand-in for Sabri's lost dog.
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13. The Nightclub
A hip nightclub opens near the hospital, but the bouncer refuses to let a desperate Jamel in. Aymé becomes increasingly paranoid about his weird feet.
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14. The Uniform
A costume party takes an unexpected turn when Aymé's cop outfit finds him at a real police station. Sabri just wants someone to notice his new hair.
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15. The Movie
Overwhelmed with debt, Strauss hits his breaking point — and makes a new friend. Sabri finally lands a leading role, oblivious to the movie's genre.
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16. The Collection
As Sabri, Jamel and Aymé go to extreme lengths to keep the porno from airing, Strauss hunts for one last card to complete his Pokémon collection.
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17. The Road Trip
When the hospital director asks Aymé to drive his Jaguar to Nice, Strauss invites himself along. Sabri tricks Jamel into thinking he has a girlfriend.
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18. The Novelist
After passing off a patient's manuscript as his own to impress Charlotte, Jamel finds himself in too deep. Aymé's in denial about his latest conquest.
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19. Acting President
When a presidential candidate falls into a coma, Sabri — his exact lookalike — replaces him and wins the election, becoming leader of the Republic.
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20. The Godfather
Aymé's attempts to dump his girlfriend are thwarted when he learns she's the daughter of a dangerous mafia leader, who Sabri also happens to work for.
Episode information from TMDB. Air dates refer to the original broadcast or release.