Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.: Season 3

Premiered Sep 14, 1966
30 episodes

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Episodes

1. Lies, Lies, Lies

Sep 14, 1966 · 25m

When Gomer tells his friends that a movie star has invited them to a barbecue, they don't believe him.
2. Crazy Legs Gomer

Sep 21, 1966 · 26m

Carter hatches a scheme to win the Inter-squad competition—by using Gomer.
3. Gomer, the Carrier

Sep 28, 1966 · 26m

Everyone catches the German measles, except Gomer and Carter.
4. Caution: Low Overhead

Oct 5, 1966 · 26m

Carter tries to prove that Gomer's cut-rate watch was sold to him by a crook.
5. Show Me The Way to Go Home

Oct 12, 1966 · 26m

A wife accuses Gomer of turning her husband into an alcoholic.
6. How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying

Oct 19, 1966 · 26m

Carter pumps vodka into Gomer's prize watermelon.
7. Gomer and the Little Men from Outer Space

Oct 26, 1966 · 26m

When Gomer claims he's seen men from outer space, Carter sends him to a psychiatrist.
8. The Borrowed Car

Nov 2, 1966 · 26m

Gomer is arrested after borrowing—and wrecking—Carter's car.
9. Gomer Pyle, Super Chef

Nov 9, 1966 · 25m

Carter bets Sgt. Hacker that he can't teach Gomer to cook.
10. Marry Me, Marry Me

Nov 16, 1966 · 26m

After a single date, Gomer winds up engaged.
11. Cold Nose, Warm Heart

Nov 23, 1966 · 26m

Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy and then has to compete for her affections.
12. Follow That Car

Nov 30, 1966 · 25m

Gomer and Carter are kidnapped by smugglers.
13. It Takes Two to Tangle

Dec 14, 1966 · 25m

Carter finds out that his girlfriend was seen with another man.
14. Whither the Weather

Dec 21, 1966 · 25m

Gomer predicts the weather better than the Weather Bureau.
15. Love's Old Sweet Song

Dec 28, 1966 · 26m

When a singer rewards gomer's song with a kiss, Carter performs a song of his own.
16. Gomer, the Recruiter

Jan 4, 1967 · 26m

Gomer recruits a wanted bank robber as a new Marine.
17. The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle

Jan 11, 1967 · 26m

Carter suspects Gomer has been spending his Sundays at the beach.
18. Go Blow Your Horn

Jan 18, 1967 · 25m

Carter tries to get Gomer transferred to the Marine band.
19. You Bet Your Won Ton

Jan 25, 1967 · 26m

Gomer hosts a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant, unaware that it's a gambling parlor.
20. Sue The Pants Off 'Em

Feb 1, 1967 · 25m

Two crooked lawyers try to convince Gomer and Carter to file a phony damages suit.
21. Gomer and the Card Shark

Feb 8, 1967 · 26m

Carter and Duke use Gomer to expose a card hustler.
22. To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist

Feb 15, 1967 · 24m

Carter will try anything to prevent Gomer from re-enlisting.
23. Lou-Ann Poovie Sings Again

Feb 22, 1967 · 24m

Gomer rivals Carter for the affections of a nightclub singer—who can't carry a tune.
24. Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend

Mar 1, 1967 · 26m

After too much Welsh Rarebit, a sleepwalking Gomer tells off Carter.
25. Sing a Song of Papa

Mar 8, 1967 · 26m

A club owner wants Gomer to sing every night, which rankles Carter.
26. Where There's a Will

Mar 15, 1967 · 25m

Carter volunteers Gomer for a parachute jump—but Gomer's afraid of heights.
27. Lost, the Colonel's Daughter

Mar 22, 1967 · 25m

Gomer loses the colonel's daughter at a go-go club and then finds her in a beatnik joint.
28. The Crow Ganef

Mar 29, 1967 · 26m

Gomer befriends a thieving crow that stashes its loot in Gomer's locker.
29. One of Our Shells is Missing

Apr 5, 1967 · 25m

Carter and Gomer hunt for a live mortar shell lost during practice.
30. Lou-Ann Poovie Sings No More

Apr 12, 1967 · 25m

Gomer finds Lou-Ann a job in a record store when she loses her singing gig.