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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

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  • Oct 10, 2025
  • 1h 53m
  • R

6.3/10

TMDB user score
452 votes on TMDB

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About This Movie

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a 2025 drama film directed by Mary Bronstein. Its leading cast includes Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien and A$AP Rocky. It runs for 1 hour 53 minutes.

Synopsis

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Synopsis from TMDB.

Before You Pick

Time needed
1 hour 53 minutes
Age rating (US)
R
Language
English
Audience signal
6.3/10 from 452 TMDB votes

Official Trailer

Trailer · plays from YouTube

Where to Watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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Cast

  • Rose Byrne Linda
  • Conan O'Brien Therapist
  • A$AP Rocky James
  • Danielle Macdonald Caroline
  • Delaney Quinn Child
  • Mary Bronstein Dr. Spring
  • Ivy Wolk Diana
  • Mark Stolzenberg Parking Attendant
  • Manu Narayan Landlord
  • Christian Slater Father
  • Eva Kornet Breathworker
  • Ella Beatty Kate
  • Helen Hong Eva
  • Daniel Zolghadri Stephen
  • Josh Pais Brad
  • Ronald Bronstein Caroline's Husband (voice)
  • Lark White Vanessa
  • Laurence Blum Police Officer

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